You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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