super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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