it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
My ass is underappreciated
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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