That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
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