Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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