But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Randomize
