I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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