I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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