he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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