Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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