yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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