Your favorite bartender is back from prision
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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