it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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