Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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