You're completely useless in the revolution.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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