well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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