I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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