Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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