Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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