We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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