you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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