Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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