She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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