I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
