Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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