Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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