I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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