She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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