he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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