Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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