i just had sex bonerless
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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