Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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