i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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