As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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