Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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