I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Randomize
