I don't think brook has ever known best
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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