You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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