I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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