Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
