Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
is it fun? or sober?
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