And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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