I must be too annoying 4 u.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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