Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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