all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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