i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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