The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
We are all done wearing pants today
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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