It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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