I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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