I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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