I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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