it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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