Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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