How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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