I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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